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Burnt forest cares not theirs

I like burnt forest, yes, the chicks and the guys who at many time mind other people's business than theirs. for example why can't somebody mind his girl's ass more than that of other?

somewhere to be

imagine as we wake up to find something worth a day, there is someone who is waking up to give stories.stories like. but he doesn't earn anything because people say " at last we have somewhere to be". but it also worth something because his sisters mangoes are sold at expensive price.

The twenty 5th annual eating contest is on this Saturday. every one is entitled to participate but your are daringly asked not to attend this time so as another person should win. thank you for understanding.

ARE MEN AND WOMEN EQUAL? "No, no, I will never agree with this old fellow enough to be sleeping in a tomb when he said that we; the men are equal with women and that is where I disagree with this grand papa, how can men be like women in any way? When women stand before men and shout that we are equal is the time when my blood pressure rise and I fill like I could stand a slap this woman who has no shame to stand before the founder this nation. First, when God created Adam and Eve, Adam was created first. And now I should like any woman to dare challenge the Bible that we are very equal. Now considering physically about our nature differences; what do you have that men lack and what do you have that women have. When you will be able to understand this the you will now that I am not a gender based person but I am trying to help you to understand that we can never be equal. It is either woman is more improved than men and vice verse. But every one should know God said we are equal before him thus giving me no choice but to agree we are equal" says grand papa when i asked about the situation.

"Thing turned to be good when you marry" my grandfather replied when i asked him why we marry. "you have your own children monkeys or donkeys" he added. so i asked "and why ceremony?" he looked up and said "Damn, if there is no ceremony my child, then the girl is for everybody in he village, after all, you did not give your rib in public."

just laugh