The twenty 5th annual eating contest is on this Saturday. every one is entitled to participate but your are daringly asked not to attend this time so as another person should win. thank you for understanding.

ARE MEN AND WOMEN EQUAL? "No, no, I will never agree with this old fellow enough to be sleeping in a tomb when he said that we; the men are equal with women and that is where I disagree with this grand papa, how can men be like women in any way? When women stand before men and shout that we are equal is the time when my blood pressure rise and I fill like I could stand a slap this woman who has no shame to stand before the founder this nation. First, when God created Adam and Eve, Adam was created first. And now I should like any woman to dare challenge the Bible that we are very equal. Now considering physically about our nature differences; what do you have that men lack and what do you have that women have. When you will be able to understand this the you will now that I am not a gender based person but I am trying to help you to understand that we can never be equal. It is either woman is more improved than men and vice verse. But every one should know God said we are equal before him thus giving me no choice but to agree we are equal" says grand papa when i asked about the situation.

"Thing turned to be good when you marry" my grandfather replied when i asked him why we marry. "you have your own children monkeys or donkeys" he added. so i asked "and why ceremony?" he looked up and said "Damn, if there is no ceremony my child, then the girl is for everybody in he village, after all, you did not give your rib in public."

just laugh

if you ever laughed. it could have been your day, today everybody was amazed by a Hen. a naked Hen. it was walking all over the place looking at every person who was watching it, rolling to request a CV check. but what amazed many people is that, this Hen was stopping a every place where there was a mirror.

what do you always think? is it not when to eat?, when to find a lady? or why are you panicking, i  haven't forgotten that you must sneak tonight good luck because today mum is going to find out.  it was her last advice before i was slapped.

the story  was going around today. the brother of a blind begger was the one who came for the begger's job today. when people realised it they refused to give him the so called coins.
  as he could not wait for the assumption of people he stood and shouted. ' why do you people think i came here?' he paused when he say people  were now interested. then he continued ' it is because my brother went to watch football at the stadium. f**k you money in fact we thank you  for you help'.