"Thing turned to be good when you marry" my grandfather replied when i asked him why we marry. "you have your own children monkeys or donkeys" he added. so i asked "and why ceremony?" he looked up and said "Damn, if there is no ceremony my child, then the girl is for everybody in he village, after all, you did not give your rib in public."

just laugh

if you ever laughed. it could have been your day, today everybody was amazed by a Hen. a naked Hen. it was walking all over the place looking at every person who was watching it, rolling to request a CV check. but what amazed many people is that, this Hen was stopping a every place where there was a mirror.

what do you always think? is it not when to eat?, when to find a lady? or why are you panicking, i  haven't forgotten that you must sneak tonight good luck because today mum is going to find out.  it was her last advice before i was slapped.

the story  was going around today. the brother of a blind begger was the one who came for the begger's job today. when people realised it they refused to give him the so called coins.
  as he could not wait for the assumption of people he stood and shouted. ' why do you people think i came here?' he paused when he say people  were now interested. then he continued ' it is because my brother went to watch football at the stadium. f**k you money in fact we thank you  for you help'.

without a pastor or his wife. without a seer or a fore teller,without family knowing about about. a strange  thing happened. a thing that made every villager to  gather around it.a wonder that only happened during the day's of Jesus, finally Martin a boy of form II started talking again after three years being damp. now he is enjoying his mouth making speeches, glorifying the lord for the power he done to him. believe it or not it is a true story, that happened in Burnt forest. 

I was shocked to here some men saying 'If only a car could crush then our families could not sleep mouth' ( a secrete way of describing hunger in some parts of Kenya). Then suddenly like a coincidence a car crushed and they rushed to peep if there was any thing to take, but before I could reach there they were running back. I asked why and one of them said 'Devils-devils that car have clean pigs, run or you die son'. so i had to run. clean pigs in burnt forest !.