The twenty 5th annual eating contest is on this Saturday. every one is entitled to participate but your are daringly asked not to attend this time so as another person should win. thank you for understanding.

ARE MEN AND WOMEN EQUAL? "No, no, I will never agree with this old fellow enough to be sleeping in a tomb when he said that we; the men are equal with women and that is where I disagree with this grand papa, how can men be like women in any way? When women stand before men and shout that we are equal is the time when my blood pressure rise and I fill like I could stand a slap this woman who has no shame to stand before the founder this nation. First, when God created Adam and Eve, Adam was created first. And now I should like any woman to dare challenge the Bible that we are very equal. Now considering physically about our nature differences; what do you have that men lack and what do you have that women have. When you will be able to understand this the you will now that I am not a gender based person but I am trying to help you to understand that we can never be equal. It is either woman is more improved than men and vice verse. But every one should know God said we are equal before him thus giving me no choice but to agree we are equal" says grand papa when i asked about the situation.

"Thing turned to be good when you marry" my grandfather replied when i asked him why we marry. "you have your own children monkeys or donkeys" he added. so i asked "and why ceremony?" he looked up and said "Damn, if there is no ceremony my child, then the girl is for everybody in he village, after all, you did not give your rib in public."

just laugh

if you ever laughed. it could have been your day, today everybody was amazed by a Hen. a naked Hen. it was walking all over the place looking at every person who was watching it, rolling to request a CV check. but what amazed many people is that, this Hen was stopping a every place where there was a mirror.

what do you always think? is it not when to eat?, when to find a lady? or why are you panicking, i  haven't forgotten that you must sneak tonight good luck because today mum is going to find out.  it was her last advice before i was slapped.

the story  was going around today. the brother of a blind begger was the one who came for the begger's job today. when people realised it they refused to give him the so called coins.
  as he could not wait for the assumption of people he stood and shouted. ' why do you people think i came here?' he paused when he say people  were now interested. then he continued ' it is because my brother went to watch football at the stadium. f**k you money in fact we thank you  for you help'.

without a pastor or his wife. without a seer or a fore teller,without family knowing about about. a strange  thing happened. a thing that made every villager to  gather around it.a wonder that only happened during the day's of Jesus, finally Martin a boy of form II started talking again after three years being damp. now he is enjoying his mouth making speeches, glorifying the lord for the power he done to him. believe it or not it is a true story, that happened in Burnt forest. 

I was shocked to here some men saying 'If only a car could crush then our families could not sleep mouth' ( a secrete way of describing hunger in some parts of Kenya). Then suddenly like a coincidence a car crushed and they rushed to peep if there was any thing to take, but before I could reach there they were running back. I asked why and one of them said 'Devils-devils that car have clean pigs, run or you die son'. so i had to run. clean pigs in burnt forest !.

 One day a fellow town guy was given expulsion from his current school, so he had to move to his grandma home in the interior end of the county. to a school which he would continue with. one day in school his teacher ask the class to draw a cow and name its parts. since the guy had never seen a cow but only a peep of the cow's tail, so he started to draw. he drew a house very well and then he draw the end of the cow's tail and name it with capital letter "switch"   and then he wrote down the paper ' the cow is behind the house'.

imagine the streets you here a nursery school kid telling others 'those in baby school should walk while in front when the middle class ones are left behind' this world is always unfair.
visit burnt forest you will see it and here it. they even watch other when they go to pee saying ' i wanna see you d**k, you so mine the other day'

if you always sniff in the morning make sure you got the first kiss of the morning or is it wrong to say: the first  bird always catch the largest worm

Today at lunch time i decided to check  out my friend. it was unfortunately that she was at her cafe so i entered in there. I found one old man giving a joke of his age he said." one day after colonial era we were at a small hotel when a white man entered the hotel and he left his horse outside, some fellows store the horse and when the white man saw his horse wasn't there he came back to the hotel and said. ' a wanna my horse or i do what i did in Texas'. everybody was afraid as he was repeating the same message, so every one was asking what did he did in Texas? may be he boomed there. So they decided to return the horse. after the white man had his horse in control one man bought  him a glass of beer and asked him ' what did you did in Texas my friend?' and the white man looked at every one and said slowly 'They stole my horse and i worked from there to home.' 

a computer as a device that many people in burnt forest can't afford. at the end of the day an old fellow come so that his face could be added to facebook so as he can see. ops he was about to fight us when we told him it is inpossible. he said " Don't see me as a fool here my son's face is in facebook to and I want our faces to see each other. do it or i call police!".